God's Boss Craig: Sponsorship

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 11:04:49 -0500

And on the sixth day, God sold out.

I Think Facebook Has Become Omniscient

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 17:36:58 -0500

Goddamn Cold and Flu Season

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 09:53:24 -0500

It's the middle of winter and you know what that means: time for everyone you know to start getting sick. Whether it's a cough, cold, fever or the flu, chances are that you're going to do battle with some malady this winter. But fear not, I'm here to help get you prepared. As a veteran of sixteen bouts of strep throat, twenty different strains of the flu and coughs/colds too numerous to count, I know my way around a sick day. If you follow my advice as the first sign of sickness you should be on the road to recovery in no time.

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God's Boss Craig: New Jesus

Tue, 15 Jan 2013 10:20:27 -0500

His miracles are amazing... from certain angles.

God Pitches Winter

Fri, 14 Dec 2012 15:46:06 -0500

Someone want to stop groveling and hit the lights please? Thanks. Here we go.

Ok, ok, so hear me out:

You know how when you come home from a really long day of work or school, it's still nice and bright and warm outside, so you feel obligated to accomplish errands or do something active and healthy and/or leave your room for recreational or social purposes?

Well what if – and this is a crazy idea but bear with me – what if, when you got home, it was completely pitch-black outside? And! Not only pitch black, but also it was REALLY FUCKING COLD? Like, not the comfortable 'evening breeze' that we experience now, I'm talking a level of cold that is objectively uncomfortable for human beings?

But here's the best part: This isn't just some fun, random, one-day novelty thing that people can prepare for and easily incorporate into their lives. No – it gets gradually gets colder and colder until it's really super cold and dark, and then it stays that way EVERY SINGLE DAY for the next 4-5 months! And it feels like even longer than that!

Now, I know what you're going to ask… "Why the hell would anyone want this?"

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God's Diary is Embarrassing

Mon, 22 Oct 2012 10:17:14 -0400

The Good Book has some bad writing.

If Bible Heroes Were More Like You

Mon, 15 Oct 2012 17:21:00 -0400

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

And God saw the light, that it was good: but maybe not the best thing God had ever made, you know? So God got kind of discouraged.

And God figured whatever, he's not going to start over now, so He called the light Day, and the darkness He called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

Then God spent the second day figuring out how much stuff he had left to create and dividing that by the hours in the next five days, so that if he created a little bit every hour starting on day three, he could have a couple cookies and nap for the rest of the second day.

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Mythbusters: Does God Exist?

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 10:14:09 -0400

Adam and Jamie question organized religion... the fun way!

If God Loves Me Why Can't I Get My Locker Open

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 17:55:03 -0400

Ah, gee, good point. I guess God doesn't love you.

5 Things Everyone Should Know About the Higgs Boson

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 14:33:12 -0400

1. It's way easier to think of it as a "God Particle."
Sure, the Higgs Boson verifies a physical mechanism proposed in 1964 and in no way confirms the existence of a god or any kind of supreme being, but all that science can get really complicated and exhausting. Instead of thinking about any of that, make a facebook status letting all of your stupid atheist friends know who the king of science is now!

2. Pictures of the Higgs Boson Look Pretty Damn Cool

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They're Called Warning Signs for a Reason

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 15:25:10 -0400

That's me in the corner. That's me in the spotlight icing, my crotch region.

The Ten Internet Plagues

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 23:42:32 -0400

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Does God Have a Flan for Me?

Wed, 14 Sep 2011 16:50:14 -0400

The answer lies within (the oven).

80's Tennis Player Angers God

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 18:12:23 -0500

He was so mad he declared an 11th commandment: "Your backhand is terrible, jackass."

Model That Talks to God Grabs Rock in Fashionista Way

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 13:51:34 -0500

To be fair, God was really drunk.

Super Grace: Christian Nicki Minaj Cover

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 16:01:23 -0500

If God exists, why are there terrible Christian song parodies in the world?

Kids Perform Christian Version of "My Humps"

Wed, 04 Jan 2012 16:20:38 -0500

Our Lord and savior Jesus Christ has the most bootylicious humps of all.

Arcade Basketball God

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 15:43:00 -0500

He's like LeBron James, ringless.

It Getteth Better

Thu, 20 Oct 2011 17:00:02 -0400

If listening to a cartoon God is a sin, I don't want to be a guy who doesn't sin.

If God Were Up For Re-Election

Tue, 11 Oct 2011 21:38:08 -0400

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