Looks like someone is Lady and the Tramp-ing it.
Brace yourselves. Real life is coming.
They both got their masters in Psychology but he got Valedic-DOG-ian.
As we go on / we remember / Pokemon Red.
Double the party, double the 'Emerika.
Looks like she got a great egucation.
We can't imagine the pride your are feeling right now.
The valedictorian couldn't NOT wear a cap.
Everyone knows a real maverick doesn't need a college education.
This screams "HIRE ME!"
He broke his 3rd grade teacher's hand when he went in for the shake.
He just got a B.S. with a double major in Reindeer Aviation and Production Sciences.
Another graduating class is victim to... THE SHOCKER!
"Beauty is a curse on the world." -- Niptuck, Season 2.
Multi-tasking is a useful skill for both new mothers and graduates, so I for one applaud Cortney.
That Guy - Graduation
"And the award for most lasers shot without actually hitting anyone, goes to..."
"Hey pops, thinking about traveling Europe for a year. How we gonna foot that bill big guy?"
See, English majors really aren't useful for anything. Not even proofreading.
He's obviously using reverse psychology.
"So this is a checklist of everything they want us to do during Beach Week?"
Oh sheesh y'all, I've got to find a job.
The scary part is that's the dean.
You have to be born into royalty to work at Burger King.