Ugh, how old is this?
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They go around from town to town hassling grandsons who don't send thank you cards.
How would he even know? She's been missing since right before they entered the spread business.
Yep, still in the nursing home right where we left her.
"So that's why we call her Grandma Floozy Suzy."
"Okay, fine, we'll say grace before eating. You know you could have just asked, right?"