Man of Steel Reserve
Either the craziest or laziest gardener of all time.
"We lay down the lawn."
Shouldn't be too hard.
"But maaaam, do I have to wear these? I look like a loser!"-a dog.
I can't count the number of times I've had to re-seed this plot because people keep playing football games on it.
Indeed, what sort of cruel monster would trample such tender grass?
Dude, you're getting an alternate universe.
"Luke" is just a little pet name he has for the Harvard Law Dean of Admissions.
No use crying over an elaborate garden design.
This single-handedly brought the value down of all houses in the neighborhood.
If you look close enough, even the bush on the bush has a bush.
A great way to enforce the "no bouncing" rule.
That's still better than how well I speak whatever language that is above it.
Probably not the best people to hire if you need the job done quick.
How long has he been passed out there?
Do you guys remember He-Man's friend Moss Man?
This is a pic from a fashion show. Your guess is as good as mine.
Someone killed the grass in this shape on a little league baseball field. Grass nudity.