But it's terrifying on the battlefield, believe me.
Finally, now all of those years I spent calling him "Uncle Yogurt" for some reason won't seem so weird.
Just in case you have to call the police. They'll be there in 3 to 7 weeks.
"Apparently this is some sort of Greek god. It was in every tourist shop in the country."
They should put a speaker in it's mouth so it moos at people who stop and stare.