Like father like son.
It's sweet, screws up your teeth, and you don't want your kids to have too much. Sounds like candy to me.
Damn, I was looking for boring fish.
"Who's walking who? Oh, never mind, I found my glasses."
"Another complimentary slice of cheese from the deli. NOW!"
Just in case the children locked up in the basement need the extra nourishment.
How rude. Don't they know the word "Mexican" is offensive to Mexicans?
Well, this is just sexist--and potentially very uncomfortable.
Thirty minutes later, he crawled into the giant bouncy ball display. No one's seen him since.
Fruity Pebbles, they'll rock your mouth in more ways than one.
Buzz wants you to take him to infinity... and beyond! Then, make him a sandwich.
Who needs a marketing department when you have minimum wage employees?
i only came here for a gallon of milk, but why not? I eventually need to get that hedge trimmed.
This is how fat people have to do piggyback rides.
Well they're all inexpensive and refreshing.
It's their fault for smearing ice cream on the window.