"Om, what are you doing?"
Perfect for setting the never wanting to have sex again mood.
Wow, ungodly beasts really do make everything look cool.
If an erection gets in the way of four houses being built, cut it down.
You should see how she hails a cab.
The roof is made up of one big blanket.
"You're a wizard, hairy."
The major penalties involve hot grease.
Apparently, if you ask her, her pores are scarier.
Talk about a pregnancy scare.
The things people will do for a free cigarette.
You're telling me.
Looks like they had far too many fishbowls last night.
A match made in definitely not Heaven.
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
"I feel cultured... and really sore."
Let the adventure begin.
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
It's not that he doesn't have hundred dollar bills, they're just too rich for his liking.
At least it wasn't a smear ad.
The newscast wasn't a complete disaster, but cracks were definitely showing.
How would he even know? She's been missing since right before they entered the spread business.