Thanksgiving is coming up soon, hope you're not on a diet. Time to whip out that Pepto and hate yourself for a while.
Ugh, of course I would wait 30 seconds, what am I, an animal?
Trick or Meat!
Obviously he just has a thing for great narrative.
Get your mind out of the gutters, they're just sex donuts. Gawsh.
"Heh, yeah you heard me. I said sit on my face" - a chair that's about to get charged with sexual harassment .
Yo dawg, I heard you like babies so we put a baby in your baby so, wtf is happening?
The block of cheese is just an appetizer for the entire box of Cheez-Its.
They still have Sex Offender Ghost in stock, too.
Each session comes with a free staph infection!
I'm on the edge, of barfing.
E.T. phone no one because that is weird.
"Hey Apple, I'm not gay, I'm just drunk."
Can I have it framed, please?
Only 1 3/4 more times before that ride is paid for.
Actually, I'll just take the Oysters-Mayo chips, please.
Nevermind, I'll just use cheese whiz instead.