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"The double horseshoe - line your gums top and bottom with chew AND smoke a cig at the same "
This ones goes out to anyone who has ever said "I can eat anything if you put enough ketchup on it."
"I was cutting a piece of hardwood flooring and my hand hit the blade on the tablesaw. Shit happens." (GROSS!)
"Not enough money for beer. So we filled the cups with ranch dressing, barbecue sauce, bacon, milk, pizza sauce, and other random food and drinks we found around the kitchen."
Check it out dude, I taught myself how to juggle meat cleavers. Watch.
Likely part of a plot by the large, non-portable container industry.
Ever wonder what happens when you trip while playing Edward Forty hands?
We figure if we leave it like this, the problem will fix itself over winter break.
Here's a laundry tip - after wearing your socks for two months straight, you can just turn them inside out and start all over again.
"Good concept for a prank, but keep in mind, at the end of it all, you still have to handle your own feces."
If there's a bad anal beads story, I have yet to see it printed in a magazine.
No way. Really?
Come on, get up! Pee and rally!
"After our house party, we noticed the toilet wasn't working. It seems like a girl crapped her panties, and tried to hide them in the toilet."
If the river runs red, take the dirt road instead.
"It's from fencing with PVC piping found in the garbage." (gross)
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