Maybe no coffee for me this morning.
Yeah, bro, you just got Mayopaddleslapp'd. We need to think of a new name for this.
When I'm hot, and thirsty after running a marathon, I drink a big, refreshing can of Kraut Juice.
The version of his wife wearing his face is the one he has sex with. Well, one of the ones he has sex with.
The jokes on you, this tastes great. Ah, I'm so fat.
So that's how Fruit Roll-Ups are made
It's either that or jerk chicken.
This food looks kinda crappy.
I know when I look in the mirror I often this, "I wish I were staring at a cat's butt hole right now."
Every hot dog has a humble beginning.
Third from the top: that's not a big problem. It doesn't taste that good.
One day this town will truly live up to its name and have 144 residents.
It’s springtime! The “Bambi” theme plays as baby animals everywhere learn how to walk on their tiny adorable legs. Wait. Aren’t most baby animals blind, hairless monsters? Yes. …