He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
The city was saved, but he left a huge mess.
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
He sent this to the people in charge of casting "The Lorax." It was a threat.
This stuff is the shit.
AHHHH! How sweet.
You know what, get two rooms.
"Yup, yup. Gus, Gus, hurt, hurt."
Try it, you pussy.
Your number one stop for Orange Julius and other stuff zombies love.
"Uh, looks like I'm taking a shower."
"Eh, you can have it."
Practice safe grossing girls out so much that they'll never have sex with you.
What can I say? Good water pressure is good water pressure.
Talk about a shitty idea.
At least it's an original idea... I hope.
He shouldn't have texted it to come over if he was this tired.