"That was his real hair. And man did it smell."
Ahhh!
"On the Friday night before Halloween I slammed my finger in my dorm door, and cut the tip of my finger off, then with it off went and let somebody in.  Docs at the hosptial said it cant be reattatched, but whatever, its all good." (gross)
"Talk about taking it up the ass!"
Not sure if this is funny or disturbing.
"Real yeller butter, Frank!!" Frank eats butter for cash.
"Apparantly, my friend Kelly was eating her Taco Bell dinner in my room, & felt something crunchy in her mouth -- not a random taco shell, not a misplaced tortilla -- but an acrylic fingernail!"
"We forgot it was there"

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