Sure, you don't want to find this in your dining halls food. The good news is you can make wishes on it. The bad news is that the wishes all have ironic twists and go poorly.
Are you reading this paper? Then yes.
What's the grossest thing you have ever done for $10?
Thank you sir, may I have YET another?
"No, that is not a tie dye shirt." (warning: gross)
"You should see the other guy!"
Ick, lady stuff is gross
"That was his real hair. And man did it smell."

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