The act of being too beautiful for this world. Keep on smiling, Walt, you'll have your day soon.
Yeah, but are they single?
If you think this rejection is bad, just wait until it inevitably leads to a creative endeavor.
"Is it hot in here or are your cheeks red from embarrassment?"
My doctor told me to stay away from dairy, do you have any tater tots?
The first two hours of their routine was just him complaining about indigestion.
"Om, what are you doing?"
Perfect for setting the never wanting to have sex again mood.
Wow, ungodly beasts really do make everything look cool.
If an erection gets in the way of four houses being built, cut it down.
You should see how she hails a cab.
The roof is made up of one big blanket.
"You're a wizard, hairy."
The major penalties involve hot grease.
Apparently, if you ask her, her pores are scarier.
Talk about a pregnancy scare.
The things people will do for a free cigarette.
You're telling me.
Looks like they had far too many fishbowls last night.
A match made in definitely not Heaven.
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
"I feel cultured... and really sore."
Let the adventure begin.
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.