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Monkey and Man Statue
It's not illegal if we share 99% of our genes.
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Fun Fact from Intervention
Hey, at least he's still working out.
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Girl Thinks She's Kissing Dog's Belly Button
Every dog has his day.
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Guy Doesn't Know What He Swallowed
Well he definitely swallowed his pride by posting.
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Cross-Eyed Chameleon
Blending in wherever there's lead in the drinking water.
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Computer with Lotion Dispenser and Tissues
Each time you pump the dispenser it opens another porn tab.
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Sperm Bank Google Reviews
"They have the sexiest rack of checkbooks in town."
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Roach Trapped in Sink Jail
"Get busy living, or get busy living" -Roach
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Freaky Beauty Contest Girl
They grow up so fast. Just yesterday she was getting her first shot of botox to the face.
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Phallic Finger Trick
You can finally nail someone and mean it.
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Asian Guy Leaves Sexual Note
Troy totally wants to get trojan horsed.
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Condolences Card
He sorely missed... the toilet.
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Fat Guy with Gross T-Shirt
He's not joking. He's just got one strapped to the back of his leg.
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McDonalds Sign
That explains the consistency of the milkshakes.
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Sexually Misguided Ad
Real estate is a filthy business.
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Zombie Storm Trooper
Somehow, this is nerdier than maintaining canon.
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Dog Poops in Car
"You probably won't forget to roll down the windows next time, pal."
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Gross LIcense Plate
Who doesn't love jazz?
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Ronald McDonald Helps Sick Guy
"It'll be alright, man. How 'bout another Double Quarter Pounder?" - delusional motorcyclist who thinks Ronald's talking to him.
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How to Muffle Explosive Diarrhea
If that doesn't work, you can just quit.


