It's not that he doesn't have hundred dollar bills, they're just too rich for his liking.
At least it wasn't a smear ad.
The newscast wasn't a complete disaster, but cracks were definitely showing.
How would he even know? She's been missing since right before they entered the spread business.
Your body never really recovers from having a child, no matter how cool its name is.
"I wish I'd never been hatched."
I sure hope he toweled off the machine when he was done with it.
Heaving it forward.
It makes a great back scratcher though.
It's not that gross. She just squeezed the juices into her pig blood cocktail. Y'know, for flavor.
Made with bacon fat rather than that unhealthy high-fructose corn syrup.
Pick and roll, people. Pick and roll.
This purchase looked a bit too suspicious. Better to buy at two different locations.
It's a warning. Next time he better give his extra fries to the seagulls.
At least the baby looks ha-pee.
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Disgustingly tan is the new pale.
Some people hate cleaning up that much.
And not a single eff was given that day.
And until they install that bidet, feel free to use the sink.
Some people get such shi*tty tattoos.
"If the cat doesn't eat him by the end of the day, we'll wait another day." - Mom
Can you ear me now?
OK, OK I'll watch the movies. Just, please, don't make me look at this anymore.