1. Comfort Wipe

"Being a big guy has it's advantages. And it's disadvantages." This commercial is gross for the obvious reason — it wants to sell you a product that lets you wipe you asshole if you can't reach (or don't feel like reaching). But, in case you didn't get the picture, it also forces you to listen to a random dude tell you about the bowel movements he can't reach because he's too "big" or "they" are too big, or something else I don't want to hear about, ever, thanks.

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