(Based off of Toronto)



You are Geoffrey McKinney, ex-con just released from a minimum security holding facility, and you're back on the mean streets of Maple Valley, eh? Contend with crooked mounties, who will chase after you if you commit crimes (i.e. littering, not helping an elderly lady cross the street) and give you a stern lecture once caught.
...]]> /article/3400991 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3400991/grand-theft-auto-4-the-cousins-diary Sat, 03 May 2008 00:58:56 -0400 May 5thDear Diary,

I just picked up my cousin at the harbor and I let him drive my car home. I don't know why I did that, considering he just arrived in America and he has no idea where anything is. He is an awful driver by the way diary, I mean, he killed 3 pedestrians in attempt to drift through a turn, he took out at least 5 street lights which detach from the ground surprisingly easy, by the way. Then he parked the car on the sidewalk and then get this, he starts just walking against the hood. It was weird. Its like he was trying to walk through the hood of the car and he was doing a weird ghost walk.

...]]> /article/3385175 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3385175/twas-the-night-before-grand-theft-auto-iv Fri, 25 Apr 2008 13:13:23 -0400 'Twas the night before GTA IV and all through the dorm,

not a student could sleep, anticipating the following morn.


With their laptops a'glow they laid awake in their beds,

while visions of ghostriding motorcycles danced in their heads.


All papers were turned in weeks before due,
...]]> /article/1130201 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/1130201/differences-between-grand-theft-auto-and-the-real-world Tue, 05 Jun 2007 01:55:13 -0400

Changing clothes erases wanted level

Changing clothes in Wal-Mart parking lot has increased wanted level in Dayton, OH ...]]>