Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Greedo the Guido never shoots first.
I don't know whether to cry racism or animal cruelty.
His hair's obviously trying to escape his head.
To counteract the tan he has an IV full of suntan lotion pumped straight into his heart 24/7.
They put the Mario Brothers outta business.
Guido Jesus cleans up at the Shore. He practically turned the hot tub water into wine.
Understanding the Guido
Instead of adamantium, his bones are laced with Jager
The Categories of a Douchebag
Tony from Long Island
"Yo yo, if you make this kissy face while tanning, you get a less blotchy, more even spray."
He's adding a whole new definition to the Syracuse Orangemen.
Stop the Hottest College Girl Contest. We've found our winner.
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