Greedo the Guido never shoots first. picture Greedo the Guido never shoots first.

| 8 comments | January 24, 2011
I don't know whether to cry racism or animal cruelty. picture I don't know whether to cry racism or animal cruelty.

From David Bianco

| 23 comments | September 14, 2010
Jersey Shore Products picture Jersey Shore Products

| 1 comment | August 05, 2010
Nana-Nananananana-Nananananana-Nana eye-brows! picture Nana-Nananananana-Nananananana-Nana eye-brows!

From Joep

| 47 comments | July 15, 2010
His hair's obviously trying to escape his head. picture His hair's obviously trying to escape his head.

| 92 comments | May 21, 2010
To counteract the tan he has an IV full of suntan lotion pumped straight into his heart 24/7. picture To counteract the tan he has an IV full of suntan lotion pumped straight into his heart 24/7.

| 29 comments | May 18, 2010
They put the Mario Brothers outta business. picture They put the Mario Brothers outta business.

From Marx

| 16 comments | March 04, 2010
Tony from Long Island picture Tony from Long Island

He wooed those gasses from his girlfriend.

| 9 comments | November 05, 2009
Guido picture Guido

I hope he was able to handle the fist pumping dance moves.

| 5 comments | November 04, 2009
"Yo yo, if you make this kissy face while tanning, you get a less blotchy, more even spray." picture "Yo yo, if you make this kissy face while tanning, you get a less blotchy, more even spray."

From Word

| 83 comments | October 23, 2009
He's adding a whole new definition to the Syracuse Orangemen. picture He's adding a whole new definition to the Syracuse Orangemen.

From Word

| 98 comments | October 14, 2009
Stop the Hottest College Girl Contest. We've found our winner. picture Stop the Hottest College Girl Contest. We've found our winner.

From Mike

| 198 comments | March 23, 2009
Get ready for Guido 2.0. Now with plucked eyebrows! picture Get ready for Guido 2.0. Now with plucked eyebrows!

From Alex Rogan

| 199 comments | March 06, 2009
2 time Steeler Superbowl champion kicker Jeff Reed is a total Guido. picture 2 time Steeler Superbowl champion kicker Jeff Reed is a total Guido.

| 220 comments | March 05, 2009
"Yeah we'll knock out dat kitchen wall, maybe tro in some linoleum floorin' and then I'm gonna invite some of my boys over and my girl Andrea for the dance party I'm tro-ing at your place tonight." picture "Yeah we'll knock out dat kitchen wall, maybe tro in some linoleum floorin' and then I'm gonna invite some of my boys over and my girl Andrea for the dance party I'm tro-ing at your place tonight."

| 174 comments | January 15, 2009
Not orange enough! picture Not orange enough!

From dave

| 13 comments | November 02, 2008
My New Haircut picture My New Haircut

Beer and Red Bull with a pinch of Whey Protein is all I need to get me through the night.

| 23 comments | November 01, 2008
"Bury me in my Armani Exchange tee and distressed jeans." picture "Bury me in my Armani Exchange tee and distressed jeans."

From Bassett

| 91 comments | August 04, 2008
Tan New Jersey Tribe Found in the Depths of Belmar! picture Tan New Jersey Tribe Found in the Depths of Belmar!

From Trina Sven

| 91 comments | June 14, 2008
Warning: This picture may be too cool for some monitors to handle. picture Warning: This picture may be too cool for some monitors to handle.

| 274 comments | May 17, 2008