Tag: Guido

Greedo the Guido never shoots first. Picture Greedo the Guido never shoots first.
I don't know whether to cry racism or animal cruelty. Picture I don't know whether to cry racism or animal cruelty.
Jersey Shore Products Picture Jersey Shore Products
Nana-Nananananana-Nananananana-Nana eye-brows! Picture Nana-Nananananana-Nananananana-Nana eye-brows!
His hair's obviously trying to escape his head. Picture His hair's obviously trying to escape his head.
To counteract the tan he has an IV full of suntan lotion pumped straight into his heart 24/7. Picture To counteract the tan he has an IV full of suntan lotion pumped straight into his heart 24/7.
They put the Mario Brothers outta business. Picture They put the Mario Brothers outta business.
Tony from Long Island Picture Tony from Long Island
Guido Picture Guido
"Yo yo, if you make this kissy face while tanning, you get a less blotchy, more even spray." Picture "Yo yo, if you make this kissy face while tanning, you get a less blotchy, more even spray."
He's adding a whole new definition to the Syracuse Orangemen. Picture He's adding a whole new definition to the Syracuse Orangemen.
Stop the Hottest College Girl Contest. We've found our winner. Picture Stop the Hottest College Girl Contest. We've found our winner.
Get ready for Guido 2.0. Now with plucked eyebrows! Picture Get ready for Guido 2.0. Now with plucked eyebrows!
2 time Steeler Superbowl champion kicker Jeff Reed is a total Guido. Picture 2 time Steeler Superbowl champion kicker Jeff Reed is a total Guido.
"Yeah we'll knock out dat kitchen wall, maybe tro in some linoleum floorin' and then I'm gonna invite some of my boys over and my girl Andrea for the dance party I'm tro-ing at your place tonight." Picture "Yeah we'll knock out dat kitchen wall, maybe tro in some linoleum floorin' and then I'm gonna invite some of my boys over and my girl Andrea for the dance party I'm tro-ing at your place tonight."
Not orange enough! Picture Not orange enough!
My New Haircut Picture My New Haircut
"Bury me in my Armani Exchange tee and distressed jeans." Picture "Bury me in my Armani Exchange tee and distressed jeans."
Tan New Jersey Tribe Found in the Depths of Belmar! Picture Tan New Jersey Tribe Found in the Depths of Belmar!
Warning: This picture may be too cool for some monitors to handle. Picture Warning: This picture may be too cool for some monitors to handle.
The luckiest girl in the whole wide world... Picture The luckiest girl in the whole wide world...
You have been chosen. You shall become one of us. Picture You have been chosen. You shall become one of us.
HA! Look at how stupid that black sweater is! Picture HA! Look at how stupid that black sweater is!
An Oompa Loompa grows up and goes to the prom. Picture An Oompa Loompa grows up and goes to the prom.