Pauly D and Keenan Cahill Beat up the Beat video Pauly D and Keenan Cahill Beat up the Beat

They both did this because they felt bad for each other.

| 24 comments | March 18, 2011
Greedo the Guido never shoots first. picture Greedo the Guido never shoots first.

| 6 comments | January 24, 2011
I don't know whether to cry racism or animal cruelty. picture I don't know whether to cry racism or animal cruelty.

From David Bianco

| 23 comments | September 14, 2010
Jersey Shore Products picture Jersey Shore Products

| 1 comment | August 05, 2010
Nana-Nananananana-Nananananana-Nana eye-brows! picture Nana-Nananananana-Nananananana-Nana eye-brows!

From Joep

| 43 comments | July 15, 2010
His hair's obviously trying to escape his head. picture His hair's obviously trying to escape his head.

| 92 comments | May 21, 2010
To counteract the tan he has an IV full of suntan lotion pumped straight into his heart 24/7. picture To counteract the tan he has an IV full of suntan lotion pumped straight into his heart 24/7.

| 29 comments | May 18, 2010
They put the Mario Brothers outta business. picture They put the Mario Brothers outta business.

From Marx

| 16 comments | March 04, 2010
Understanding the Guido article Understanding the Guido

by Streeter Seidell on

| 138 comments | January 19, 2010
Sara Bereilles "Jersey Shore Christmas" Song video Sara Bereilles "Jersey Shore Christmas" Song

Sara Bereillies performs a beautiful song about the cast of the Jersey Shore, which they will never hear unless someone makes a techno remix.

| 30 comments | January 15, 2010
Instead of adamantium, his bones are laced with Jager hotlink Instead of adamantium, his bones are laced with Jager
Be the first to comment! | December 31, 2009
The Categories of a Douchebag article The Categories of a Douchebag

by Emily on

| 49 comments | November 10, 2009
We Are Douchebags video We Are Douchebags

That's not fair. If douchebags reclaim the word douchebag, then we have to find something else to call them. I suggest "asshole loser jerks that everyone hates."

| 131 comments | November 06, 2009
Tony from Long Island picture Tony from Long Island

He wooed those gasses from his girlfriend.

| 9 comments | November 05, 2009
Guido picture Guido

I hope he was able to handle the fist pumping dance moves.

| 5 comments | November 04, 2009
"Yo yo, if you make this kissy face while tanning, you get a less blotchy, more even spray." picture "Yo yo, if you make this kissy face while tanning, you get a less blotchy, more even spray."

From Word

| 83 comments | October 23, 2009
He's adding a whole new definition to the Syracuse Orangemen. picture He's adding a whole new definition to the Syracuse Orangemen.

From Word

| 84 comments | October 14, 2009
Stop the Hottest College Girl Contest. We've found our winner. picture Stop the Hottest College Girl Contest. We've found our winner.

From Mike

| 198 comments | March 23, 2009
Get ready for Guido 2.0. Now with plucked eyebrows! picture Get ready for Guido 2.0. Now with plucked eyebrows!

From Alex Rogan

| 181 comments | March 06, 2009
2 time Steeler Superbowl champion kicker Jeff Reed is a total Guido. picture 2 time Steeler Superbowl champion kicker Jeff Reed is a total Guido.

| 220 comments | March 05, 2009