Get ready for Guido 2.0. Now with plucked eyebrows!
    "Yeah we'll knock out dat kitchen wall, maybe tro in some linoleum floorin' and then I'm gonna invite some of my boys over and my girl Andrea for the dance party I'm tro-ing at your place tonight."
    Not orange enough!
    My New Haircut
    "Bury me in my Armani Exchange tee and distressed jeans."
    They may as well have named this site Guidopedia
    Tan New Jersey Tribe Found in the Depths of Belmar!
    The luckiest girl in the whole wide world...
    You have been chosen. You shall become one of us.
    HA!  Look at how stupid that black sweater is!
    An Oompa Loompa grows up and goes to the prom.

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