Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The age old question...
What the hell is going on here?
This is perfect because I was already murdering people with my finger-tapping solo.
Who says physics doesn't have any real world application?
This is why you should always keep guns around while drinking. (update: Blue wrote in to let us know "the ferret is still alive and well. If it was not, I would have been shot by at least one of those guns.")
How is the cook supposed to know I liked his pancakes if I can't fire a gun into the air?
Well how do you expect me to fish without my pole or my guns?
"She wants to be a criminal justice major."
Our worst nightmares have come true.
Got your tickets to the gun show?
Careful where you flash that, you'll get arrested by someone with a tattoo of a badge.
I'm not sure I'd want to put a gun in this guy's hands.
"What damage could you do with a Lighter or matches in an aquarium?"
"What's better than Salvation Army? Hand-me-downs from the parents!"
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.