The age old question...
    What the hell is going on here?
    This is why you should always keep guns around while drinking. (update: Blue wrote in to let us know "the ferret is still alive and well. If it was not, I would have been shot by at least one of those guns.")
    "She wants to be a criminal justice major."
    Our worst nightmares have come true.
    Thank you?
    Got your tickets to the gun show?
    I'm not sure I'd want to put a gun in this guy's hands.

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