Picture This is why you should always keep guns around while drinking. (update: Blue wrote in to let us know "the ferret is still alive and well. If it was not, I would have been shot by at least one of those guns.")
Picture Teddy the Bear sez: "Use Mandall's, the only shooting supply store I trust to make sure I get killed right."
Picture Wrong! What makes this such a GREAT marketing plan is the very calm and relaxed society which we now live in.