Recent "Gymnastics" Stuff

Please, don't try to recreate any of these stunts at home unless you're an authorized spy.

From Slzzi

"Oh, man, I've got to share this with my other sedentary Internet friends."

From avroraagata1

She dedicated the performance to her dead husband, who is still, somehow, playing Major League Baseball.

He's going to get so many girls. Yelling at him.

From DJPerlz

Life's tough, play sports with helmets.

From mightysprocket81

Big deal, I can do a pull-up.

Then he did 365 front flips on January 1 to even out.

I can relate to these guys, because I also get all my exercise from videogames.

Fun fact: No Eastern European languages have a word for "danger."

From arhangelvparkour

In your face, life-threatening diseases.

He gets nauseous if he goes more than one second without flipping.

"I just threw up blood--I think it worked."

"You may have out-dunked me, but at least when I dance around in this inflatable blue muscle suit, I know people respect me."

Almost as cool as the Serbian layup team.

This was after he was kicked off the gymnastics team for tackling someone on the balance beam.

A gymnastics routine that makes street magicians look like child's play.

He flipped out* at his teammates for this. *He also messed that one up.

If he humiliated him any harder they'd both be dead.

"Our next story: local girl near death after gymnastic attempt."