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Bill Murray's Sally League Hall of Fame Induction Speech
There's no crying in watching minor league baseball hall of fame induction speeches online.
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Must have hit a lot of home runs, or at least a lot of triples.
Must have hit a lot of home runs, or at least a lot of triples.
"This was in front of a liquor store by the way." Classic.
"This was in front of a liquor store by the way." Classic.
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"My friend made a Jungle Juice fountain to keep it mixing." You can also fill a cup without going elbow deep into the punch.
"My friend made a Jungle Juice fountain to keep it mixing." You can also fill a cup without going elbow deep into the punch.
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Crazy Preacher
To the man who was quick enough to record this insane preacher when he appeared on local cable - we salute you.
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"We almost went home after he passed out, but then we thought to shame him (tux) during which he started choking on his vomit. If we hadn't shamed him, he wouldn't be alive."
"We almost went home after he passed out, but then we thought to shame him (tux) during which he started choking on his vomit. If we hadn't shamed him, he wouldn't be alive."
"Don't talk trash about male cheerleaders, they can throw you further than you think."
"Don't talk trash about male cheerleaders, they can throw you further than you think."
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A 3 minute keg stand is like a 4 minute mile. It's not exactly exciting to watch, but you have to appreciate it as one of mankind's greatest achievements.
A 3 minute keg stand is like a 4 minute mile. It's not exactly exciting to watch, but you have to appreciate it as one of mankind's greatest achievements.
"The smoking lounge: The only way in and out is through window of our dorm room. It fits four people comfortably sitting inside."
"The smoking lounge: The only way in and out is through window of our dorm room. It fits four people comfortably sitting inside."
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Mom!!! I was making a video of myself lifting weights and I broke the aquarium again!
Mom!!! I was making a video of myself lifting weights and I broke the aquarium again!
Alright, I give up. Is there some new way to fake Photoshop tattoos or are people really doing this?
Alright, I give up. Is there some new way to fake Photoshop tattoos or are people really doing this?
"Whiteboards are boring, and no one does anything cool with their doors."
"Whiteboards are boring, and no one does anything cool with their doors."
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"Pay attention to the blonde officer on the left - and her gun. "
"Pay attention to the blonde officer on the left - and her gun. "
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You've probably been drunk, but have you ever been drunk enough to drink your own vomit? (gross, obviously)
You've probably been drunk, but have you ever been drunk enough to drink your own vomit? (gross, obviously)
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While my ukulele gently weeps. You're going to want to at least stick around for the solo. Performer: Jake Shimabukuro jakeshimabukuro.com Recorded by: Midnight Ukulele Disco ukuleledisco.com
While my ukulele gently weeps. You're going to want to at least stick around for the solo. Performer: Jake Shimabukuro jakeshimabukuro.com Recorded by: Midnight Ukulele Disco ukuleledisco.com
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You are not going to believe how cute these dancing kids are.
You are not going to believe how cute these dancing kids are.
Hall of Fame
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