Picture "My friend made a Jungle Juice fountain to keep it mixing." You can also fill a cup without going elbow deep into the punch.
Picture "We almost went home after he passed out, but then we thought to shame him (tux) during which he started choking on his vomit. If we hadn't shamed him, he wouldn't be alive."
Video A 3 minute keg stand is like a 4 minute mile. It's not exactly exciting to watch, but you have to appreciate it as one of mankind's greatest achievements.
Picture "The smoking lounge: The only way in and out is through window of our dorm room. It fits four people comfortably sitting inside."
Picture Alright, I give up. Is there some new way to fake Photoshop tattoos or are people really doing this?
Video You've probably been drunk, but have you ever been drunk enough to drink your own vomit? (gross, obviously)
Video While my ukulele gently weeps. You're going to want to at least stick around for the solo. Performer: Jake Shimabukuro jakeshimabukuro.com Recorded by: Midnight Ukulele Disco ukuleledisco.com