Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"Upside down man. Really trips you out after you thow back a few."
"When sharks attack."
What's the difference between getting drunk and doing drugs?
It's a little late, but we've always got room for Fembots.
You know, this isn't the first time I've had a crush on a Ninja Turtle but it is the first time I'm willing to admit it.
Do you get a badge for like, making out with each other and stuff?
THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK.
"We're giving Blue a KY wrestling match."
Alright, listen up. Now, you three have been hand-picked out of possibly dozens that applied. Now, what we're looking for are motivated, hard-working, homeless gentlemen like yourselves to pull rickshaws.
Why is Chun Li at the airport?
Hey do you have my keys?
By the way OJ, did you kill your wife? Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that was a sensitive subject.
The original Village People didn't wear assless chaps, that was our innovation.
A Jagerbomb, a Redheaded Slut, and a White Russian.
"How many dirty stinken apes does it take to screw in a lightblub?"
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.