Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
We found a whole bushel of poison apples in your trunk, you're under arrest Ms. White.
Fun fact - originally, Indiana was supposed to fight the sword guy with his whip. Harrison Ford had dysentery, so Spielberg mercifully let Indy use his gun.
No, MY name is Earl!
If you're going to do an offensive Jewish stereotype costume, you have to put in some more effort.
Stephen Hawking is a punk, and I'll kick his ass anytime anywhere.
Tiger Woods. Ouch.
Strike First. Strike Hard. No Mercy.
Worth dying for. Worth killing for. Worth going to hell for. Worth four hours of makeup for. Amen.
Didn't your parents ever talk to you about the firefighters, the schoolgirls, and the bees?
Kid-on-the-right, you don't have a costume so please get out of the picture.
Just like Halloween brings out slutty girls' natural sluttiness, it brings out weird guys natural weirdness.
I still want a hula hoop.
"Mom always said I'm special. WHERE'S MY HELMET? ...oh."
DO YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE?
Seeing Winnie and Kevin back together after all these years is almost too much to take emotionally.
Wie are zie greatest beer drinkers in de vorld.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.