Picture "Dr. Who?" "Yes, that's correct." "No, who is the character that's supposed to be?" "Exactly!"
Picture The Hugh Heffner Law of human behavior states that if you wear a bathrobe and no pants, women just want to be around you.
Picture Listen, I've got a great idea for a Halloween costume. Basically, I wear whatever random crap I can pull together at the last second and then YOU pull me around campus all night!
Picture I know you think the situation is under control, but be careful! They can always double dare you back for four times the amount.
Picture You know who else is a Cereal Rapist? The skinny Cinnamon Toast Crunch chef. That's why you don't see him much anymore.