Picture A lesser man would have said, "No, just a crude penis covered in warts is enough." Here is a genius who dared to ask, "What if it's also cumming?"
Picture "I dressed as Stephen Colbert for Halloween. I made a way too elaborate "C" shaped desk. I used twine and safety pins to keep it suspended around me all night. Also, I held The Word sign up all night. That is, until I passed out on my couch."
Picture Hurry Captain Planet! Mytique's seemingly motiveless plot to pump garbage into the ocean is almost complete!
Picture "Try dressing up as a giant gate pass and then storming the main entrance of a billion dollar financial company. My buddy did and got tackled by a guard. He's a celebrity at the company now."
Picture I'd rather laugh with the sinners than die with the saints, but my top choice is just watching girls make out.