Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
We went as girls who don't know how clothes work.
Really? More Rufios?
"Her boyfriend wanted to fight me b/c of these pictures."
There's always money in the banana stand!
I only caught a fleeting glimpse of the thief officer... she was female... any other distinguishing traits? Let me think...
My costume is Earl.
Sometimes the best Halloween costumes are simply the nakedest.
Little effort, big costume.
"If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets."
It's weird to dress as "9/11 victim" in front of the world's largest crossword puzzle, which was obviously ordered from skymall.
Neil Goldman, from the Family Guy. This is not a costume, he's actually come to life.
Step 1. Carve a hole in the pumpkin.
I knew those stilts were a solid investment.
Bring them a shrubbery, or some beer.
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