Nice to meet you, what's your favorite color? picture Nice to meet you, what's your favorite color?
Powerloader from Aliens picture Powerloader from Aliens

180 hours of work over 10 weeks, just to hear my girlfriend say..."Get away from her, you bitch!"

Wish Troll picture Wish Troll

The toy trolls with the jewel on their belly you rub and make a wish!

Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh picture Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh

Women's Volleyball just got a lot more exciting.

Crayola Crayons picture Crayola Crayons

If you melt them all together they form one huge, beautiful grayish-brown woman.

Batman and Robin picture Batman and Robin

Robin always did seem a little girly.

Taco Bell Sauces picture Taco Bell Sauces

Think outside the bun.

*sigh* only 356 days until next Halloween... picture *sigh* only 356 days until next Halloween...
Ghostbusters picture Ghostbusters

It's not so much a matter of calling them, it's how to go about getting their numbers in the first place.

Can anyone find the new Sheriff in town? picture Can anyone find the new Sheriff in town?
Mystique picture Mystique

More like xxx-men.

Does that say tramp stamp upside down? picture Does that say tramp stamp upside down?
Luke, I am your mother. picture Luke, I am your mother.
Exorcism of Emily Rose picture Exorcism of Emily Rose

Don't worry, the demon won't let me fall.

Manbearpigs picture Manbearpigs

I spent a lot of time on these costumes guys, so c'mon, I'm trying to be super serial.

Sexual Predator picture Sexual Predator

All you need is Ahnold to catch a Predator.

Mystique picture Mystique

Too bad the paint clogged her pores, causing her to overheat and pass out before the party even started.

Ok, let's line up tramp stamps on this side and no-tramp-stamps on this side. picture Ok, let's line up tramp stamps on this side and no-tramp-stamps on this side.
Dr. Rockzo picture Dr. Rockzo

Everyone at this party had to sign pain waivers.

Kissing booth: $1 picture Kissing booth: $1

Hot girls are so free that guys paid.