Turn around and spread 'em! picture Turn around and spread 'em!
| 175 comments | November 21, 2008
Mystique picture Mystique

Too bad the paint clogged her pores, causing her to overheat and pass out before the party even started.

| 92 comments | November 10, 2008
Luke, I am your mother. picture Luke, I am your mother.
| 43 comments | November 10, 2008
The Eye of That Guy picture The Eye of That Guy

my friends were robots for halloween, can you find them?

| 1 comment | November 09, 2008
Villain picture Villain

Chillin' like a Silent Film Villain!

| 49 comments | November 08, 2008
Crayola Crayons picture Crayola Crayons

If you melt them all together they form one huge, beautiful grayish-brown woman.

| 41 comments | November 08, 2008
Lieutenant Dangle picture Lieutenant Dangle

Meanwhile, an elderly woman's getting mugged and beaten down the street.

| 8 comments | November 08, 2008
Phantom of the Office picture Phantom of the Office

Just taking a load off. All that honey glazed ham and mayonnaise in my plastic lined pockets started to weigh down on my fire-charred calves.

| 11 comments | November 08, 2008
Stuart picture Stuart

My stupid mom set me up on this stupid play date.

| 19 comments | November 08, 2008
Mystique picture Mystique

More like xxx-men.

| 54 comments | November 08, 2008
Pedestrian Crosswalk picture Pedestrian Crosswalk

He was blindsided by that oncoming car.

| 36 comments | November 08, 2008