Ironically she's a huge fan of The Misfits.
"If only I'd mastered vanishing on the spot..."
They really did get attacked by a bear. That's where most of the cookies went actually. Scout's honor.
Be careful when this is lit, it moves closer when you're not looking.
I'll take as many cookies as you have on you right now. Then 3 more boxes so you have to come back.
Random, yet apparently working.
Her daddy was obviously a Colonel who wasn't a figure in her life.
Beautifully decorated and original costumes, my leige.
Well don't just stare at him. Eat him!
I see two mad people wearing hats.
Four whores and seven years ago...
When you glow in the dark it doesn't matter how bad you dance, it'll always look mind blowingly good.
Won't you bee my neiiiigghhhbor?
Do you want to see my stimulus package?
When a Halloween comes along, you must whip it.
A couple animals were harmed in the making of this costume.
Right, my mistake. The mini Snickers bars are the second best thing about Halloween.
Your move, fat guys.
"Dis is Bob Swerski, fillin in for my brudder Bill who is recovering from his most recent heart attack. With me tonight is Todd O'Connor and Carl Wollarski."
Halloween is like a drug for girls. A very sexy, sexy drug.
A smooth criminal talked the cops out of arrested him for stealing candy from youngsters.
Two good little Mormons reading after a bike ride. Doesn't get much more picturesque than that.
I think he was over-fried.
Dressed to impress upon you that his mastered abilities include karate and friendship.