"Yo yo this ain't Sesame Street no more, holmes. You crossed the wrong Boulevard."
This guy stopped construction on his own house for 4 months to make this costume.
"And another thing. Why don't you ever let me go first, Mario! You never listen stupid little Italian man."
"Hey Ladies, The Candy Man Can!"
He spent all night aimlessly walking the streets looking for "his Alice."
I really hope he finds the guy dressed as Duff-Man. Sorry Marge, it's a match made in heaven.
"He was a little gone at the party and tried to rip the skin off his arm. We took him to the hospital."
He's actually going as Amir going as the Phantom.
It'll take more than a wish from the Dragon Balls to make these guys cool.
She's more of a Busch girl.
All the Sexy Tom Brady costumes were taken.
Everyone has an uncle that looks like this. Guaranteed.
Business in the Front, Party in the Back!
"Is this your homework Larry?"
I found Waldo!
She caught his eye wandering to a girl dressed as Little Bo Peep and replaced her face with a scowl.
To boldly go where no man has gone before. Well, one man, but we don't talk about that.
For some reason I wouldn't mind being prey right about now.
That'll teach him to shoot his mouth off.
"This picture was taken 6 months before Halloween. We think it's from last year's party."
Everyone else's Mom is hereby inferior to these kid's Mom.
Mint in box!
Zombies are so going to be the next teen craze after vampires.