...]]> /article/6635847 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6635847/10-last-minute-costumes-for-halloween-2011 Thu, 27 Oct 2011 18:07:44 -0400

Netflix

What you'll need:

-Red clothing
-DVDs
-Then no DVDs
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There have been an increasing number of studies recently that state that spending prolonged periods of time sitting can take years off your life. What are you doing right now? Probably sitting. What are you going to be doing in an hour? Probably still sitting. Have humans taken over so much of the planet that the only predators that can take us on are our own big fat asses? Go take a walk and think about that. Or just think about it while sitting. You're doomed anyway.

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Printable version here.

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What they say: "Martin, is that you?"

What they use to decorate: Naturally occurring cobwebs, what remains of the decoratively-painted gourd her grandson left on the doorstep before moving halfway across the country with his ungrateful parents last Halloween.

What they hand out: Werther's Original sugar-free hard candies.

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