It's the easiest way to find your friends at a party.
"Went to a costume party called Mad Science. What's a more aptly themed costume than this freak of nature?"
Alan found Waldo, not Doug though.
You know Big Bird's from the street when he rocks those camos.
Going as a "G" and "gle" is a great way to meet busty girls.
Let's say you and me snuggle up in a pokeball and just talk all night. How does that sound?
I'd join the army AND paralyze myself just to hang out with all these lovely ladies.
Defeating seven evil exes sounds like a lot of work. Do you have a lower maintenance friend?
They'd never check a Proton pack for stolen textbooks.
Partiers in need?! Duffman to the rescue!
Blackmailing Emilio Estevez has its perks.
"No, you're f*cking out" doesn't work so well when said to a bouncer twice your size.
Now I can't wait to fall asleep tonight.
Sgt. Pepper's lonely heart is about to get much less lonely.
He definitely has more mobility now, but not so much protection in the gunshot/stabbing/being lit on fire department.
Not a bad parking job considering.
Beet dat beet with Beetlejuice on the dance floor any night of the week.
Who needs booze when you've got a nice tall glass of milk.
"OK mom, I'm ready to be dropped off at the party."
The original prank war. But with bombs.
Being escorted in by the Red Army. No big deal.
Can you dig it?
Let's put a happy little bush right here.
Tiger wanted to meet him solely for the purpose of using his catchphrase "Did I Do That?" in response to allegations.