"Hey we should all go back to our room and figure out what it means together."
"Jaguar shark, here I come!"
I am the man who can throw harder than F*CK!
I am the terror, that flaps in the night!
The real goal here is to win best Father of the Year. And hopefully the kid has fun too.
The ballpit at Chuck E. Cheese has seen some real drama.
Leia rocking the twin suns Tatooine in all their glory.
When you spend 2 full days making a costume, it damn well better be this good.
Sometimes Wolverine needs to regenerate his breath. This whole "standing thing" is tiring.
Let me do it!
If you tilt your monitor he moves with it.
She's so mysterious I have to wikipedia what she is.
Get reti for the yeti.
By the end of the day I was not only "Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite," I was also "A Guy in a Picture Frame," "A Man Paved into the Ground," and finally "A Rusted Tin Man from the Wizard of OZ that Fell …
Mmm, Planet Fitness is sure to have some delicious meaty heads.
Oscar the Grouch is on strike. Y'know, for the kids.
That dog's the best wing man you'll ever meet.
Plus there's a fully dressed koopa trooper operating the streetlight from inside.
Will the greatest tag team ever defeat their female foes. Only time will tell.
We can't wait 'til Carlos grows up and finds a little baby of his own.
She's totally untagging herself after he posts this.
Dexter, a victim, Batista and the Ice Truck Killer Brian Moser. it's all one big happy family.
The stripes glow in the dark. Beat THAT other Avatars.
Gramps can go one night without his wheelchair, right?