There's something extra creepy about the Mad Hatter walking through suburbia during the day.
The suitcase is filled with frozen shrimp from Bubba Gumps.
The tornado just got to squeeze her and swing her around all night. Not a bad deal.
They tweedled what they were doing all night on twidder.
Back in their day woman weren't allowed to dress that sexy.
Insert inappropriate "Squirtle" joke here.
Disturbing on too many levels to comprehend.
News Team, assemble!
"In those moments when you're not sure that the undead are really dead-dead, don't get all stingy with your bullets."
"I swear, it's much bigger when you don't look at it on your phone."
There's something about applying mass amounts of cat makeup to your face that really brings you back to childhood.
it's not important that you know why she has a machine gun, just that her bra is made of Skittles.
You'd have to live under a rock to not know what their costume is.
Ever since she was on the cover of Playboy the romance has really returned.
An automatic Nerf gun isn't a purchase, it's an investment.
Even a party of this caliber can't pull Keanu out of his rut.
Y'know, she's much less annoying in person.
Oh, don't act like you don't get the "Dude, Where's My Car?" reference. Get off your high horse.
I'd shake his hand, but I've got this whole thing about blood.
"Not only does this costume scream "CHROME," it also shines bright green LED lights from its eyes to yours, and it constantly loops Erasure from a small set of speakers set up in the nostrils. Ladies, …
I cannot tell a lie. The toilet's clogged.
You'll be hospitalized just for looking at them.
"Everyone else at this party, you're f*cking out."