"Dressed as Jesse James and his mistresses. Sandra Bullock wasn't pleased that we showed up to the party."
It's every nerd's wet dream and everyone else's normal dream.
If you want to get ahold of her, just shine the special signal in the sky. It's in the shape of a giant c*ck.
He rules with an iron paw.
Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica.
You have ALL been very naughty!
He had to sacrifice by shaving his chest and wearing leggings. But it was worth it to paint her blue.
This is Magneto's wet dream.
The hottest costume on Halloween (no pun intended).
Fast forward to 4:33. He gets wild.
California Girls - Katy Perry
Once you go black, your pancakes taste better
Good thing they didn't accidentally get male order brides. That would've been awkward.
Good afternoon, my name is Russell and I am a Wilderness Explorer in Tribe 54...
Do you have it? (That's not a rhetorical question)
Kevin Flynn from TRON
Oswald Cobblepot would've legalized it, his last name is CobblePOT!
Double costume really, since later that evening, he transformed into Cap'n Crunk.