Damn, now the only way we'll know what he actually looks like is if we check out the 30 pictures posted to his facebook the next day.
Quailcat was a necessary replacement for Quaildog.
The night started off fine, until a fight broke out and he had to go SUPER SAIYAN!
After cardboard Chewie got trampled on Han was indeed riding Solo.
They must manufacture yellow duct tape solely for the purpose of X-Men costumes.
We have been uprooted.
Their apartment could use a little home improvement. I mean, just look at the carpet!
Please let the backwards chair be glued to his pants.
To blackout and beyond!
It's extra embarrassing to actually show everyone your single aunt's wall posts.
With bonus banana girl!
The only difference is one of them rules with a Play-Doh fist.
"Oh, hey this picture of us in front of this random statue is a little blurry. Can you take another?"
If you get stopped by a cop, just remember, they can't check your trunk.
Her feet are only cold because she's dead.
"Would you mind washing off that perfume before you come back to our table?"
Baby want ball!
Everyone said it couldn't be done. Her included.
She kept trying to tackle him all night.
She's usually hanging up in a Hard Rock Cafe in Vegas but got permission to leave for Halloween.
The real Mr. Potato Head usually dresses with an eye where his nose is. Classic.
He lost 30 pounds of pure muscle to fit into that suit.
Some guys just can't handle Vegas. Or office parties.
You guys ever notice that Otto is otto backwards.