If you don't know the story behind K.P. Then you're f*cking out!
The transformation is complete.
He's packing quite the diaper screwdriver.
What would you have done with 10 gallons of interior green high gloss latex paint?
Not at the table, Carlos!
Ronald shouldn't be allowed that close to children.
Late Night (of the Living Dead) with Conan O'Brien
Hey, stop clowning around with that witch's hat.
At 7 1/2 feet tall being just a man would be scary.
"No snickering children. You must be kinda to your elders."
I suspect... these women... are not in fact... WOMEN!
He's still looking for his baseball. Have you seen it?
There's a reason that playground's empty (it's dinner time and they're all inside).
He just can't think straight.
This guy's so old he went as an old man for the first Halloween.
Fingers crossed that they're all the stretchy, flexible one.
That chick in the poster is totally impressed by their costumes.
Their Christmas is pronounced "Feliz Na'vi-dad"
Always getting themselves into sticky situations.
They're both Grade A pieces of meat in my book.
is anyone sure what he's an actual Doctor of? Seems like a good question considering the plutonium he's carrying.
This is Stevie Janowski's dream costume.
"This is for not coming to my 4th grade piano recital, DAD!"
"Get Over Here" really commands respect as a pickup line. He's not messing around.