"Pan, I need to cook single serve omelets with you." "I know."
Despite being LITERALLY the easiest costume to pull off, vest, pants and white shirt,, these people still can't seem to pull it off. I'd hate to see their sidekick Chewbacca under these circumstances. …
"I love this guitar" "I know."
"Now there's actually an interesting story behind this piece, y'see, a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away..."
Little do they know Chewie's going down on Han.
It's every nerd's wet dream and everyone else's normal dream.
Only two teddy bears and an Alf puppet had to die for the making of the Wookie furkini.
By the end of the day I was not only "Han Solo Frozen in Carbonite," I was also "A Guy in a Picture Frame," "A Man Paved into the Ground," and finally "A Rusted Tin Man from the Wizard of OZ that Fell …
After cardboard Chewie got trampled on Han was indeed riding Solo.
One unlucky friend had to breathe through a straw all night.
Where's the Jar Jar Binks cereal pun? WHERE IS IT!?!?
You don't know where that thing's been.