High five? Pound? How bout neither.
I'm different, yeah, I'm different.
True friends know how to lend a hand when you most do not need it.
I know, it's sad. She doesn't know which hand is the father.
Alright, don't you think it's time to give someone else a chance to jump?
His Hands Witnessed the Opening of the Ark of the Covenant.
He broke his 3rd grade teacher's hand when he went in for the shake.
He nailed that construction job.
Start washing your hands after you use the bathroom or this one gets it.
Just wait 'til they add the SU-FI to this. Your head will explode.
Can't stay golden forever.
The Minivan: Two in the front, five in the back!
You think it's cute, but in reality this guy is in an extreme amount of pain.
If only Jay could read palms.
She's still got all the right parts.
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."