Tag: Handjob (Page 2)

Hi, I came for a handjob and the password to your wi-fi. Picture Hi, I came for a handjob and the password to your wi-fi.
If a girl gets to use those gloves, the guy should at least be allowed to wear a funny hat. Picture If a girl gets to use those gloves, the guy should at least be allowed to wear a funny hat.
"We built a 6 foot snow hand to jack off the large silver phallic shaft of a fountain on the quad." Picture "We built a 6 foot snow hand to jack off the large silver phallic shaft of a fountain on the quad."
I question this man's ability to give me a sufficient tug job right now. Picture I question this man's ability to give me a sufficient tug job right now.
What's the most unusual place you've ever had sex, Jenna Jameson? Video What's the most unusual place you've ever had sex, Jenna Jameson?
A meaningless award. Picture A meaningless award.
Inside and out, eh? Picture Inside and out, eh?
I hope that's not what the wrench is for! Picture I hope that's not what the wrench is for!
Watson Gloves speaks truth Picture Watson Gloves speaks truth
"Unfortunately she wasnt in the car. . ." Picture "Unfortunately she wasnt in the car. . ."
"This was taken over in England." Does it not mean the same thing?? Picture "This was taken over in England." Does it not mean the same thing??
Join the good fight. Picture Join the good fight.
C'mon, dudes. You know what it is. Picture C'mon, dudes. You know what it is.
Those crazy entrepreneurial Europeans. Picture Those crazy entrepreneurial Europeans.
I'm going to use the same "Hey, some of these guys don't even have cars!" line that I stole from a Nation Lampoon book AGAIN. There, I said it. Picture I'm going to use the same "Hey, some of these guys don't even have cars!" line that I stole from a Nation Lampoon book AGAIN. There, I said it.
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