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His mom and dad celebrate every year by doing it as many times as his current age.
They should have written it upside down in preparation.
50% more vagina jokes than the original birthday song
"For my friend's birthday we managed to cuff him to the keg and told him we wouldn't let him go until it ran dry."
"I've never made a novelty cake before, and I love how it turned out!"
Thanks dad, but actually I'm more into weed.
If Jeff's 21st birthday goes well, he will puke blue frosting later tonight.
Even stranger, he gave it to his mom.
It's a birthday he's already forgot.
You never know what Dairy Queen is willing to write on a cake until you ask.
"Beet hung out with us for my 25th birthday, we lost every game but at the end of the day we still won."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.