"Happy Birthday" Video

And if their bat mitzvah present goes as planned, she won't survive.

Can you blame him? I mean he is one year closer to death, isn't he?

This is almost as nice as the restraining order Betty White gave him for his birthday last year.

"Are you 1? Are you 2? Are you human?"

He's actually pissed because he is a professional clown and didn't want to work on his birthday.

Freestyle Love Supreme, the funniest freestyling this side of the 8 mile.