Picture "No, no very sorry officer. I totally haven't seen a snow penis in the vicinity, but I'll keep an eye out."
Picture The Phantom must get his hat back at all costs. Charred hair on a burnt scalp is not nearly as attractive as it was in Medieval times.
Picture She's soooo out of it right now. Look at her, just staring into space like the stoner she is. Classic grandma.
Picture "Another hat from the Resturant in Myrtle Beach. It's called Dick's and they insult you as well."