Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
Cat Wears Hat from Comme Des Fuckdown
Cool Hat Bro
The sign isn't for a free hat, it's to free Hat McCullough, the baby killer in prison.
He's just fishing for compliments.
Something's gotta protect all the bugs in his hair.
The Cat in the Hat isn't as fun when it's not Dr. Seuss.
He just got a B.S. with a double major in Reindeer Aviation and Production Sciences.
He's blind, so it's good to have his hat say "Woof" to all the uglies on the beach. They make a perfect team.
Oh Jeeves! More water for my shoe. And CHOP-CHOP this time 'round won't you, Jeeves.
"Well, are you just going to stare at me looking like an utter buffoon or say something?"
"Sausage, egg and cheese please. Actually, on second thought, just sausage and cheese."
"No, no very sorry officer. I totally haven't seen a snow penis in the vicinity, but I'll keep an eye out."
The REAL Mr. Magorium (of Wonder Emporium fame).
We hope you've had a holly jolly Christmas.
The Phantom must get his hat back at all costs. Charred hair on a burnt scalp is not nearly as attractive as it was in Medieval times.
She's soooo out of it right now. Look at her, just staring into space like the stoner she is. Classic grandma.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.