"He Thinks He's People" Stuff

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picture Sometimes you have to tiptoe into the kitchen for late night snacks.

picture "Well, are you just going to stare at me looking like an utter buffoon or say something?"

picture He'll do your homework, but then he'll eat it.

Kitty porn

picture Kitty porn

"Dude, you totally smell like updog."

picture "Dude, you totally smell like updog."

Oh my God this cookie is SOOOOOOOOOO hahahaha. Where am I?

picture Oh my God this cookie is SOOOOOOOOOO hahahaha. Where am I?

Rule 1: If you want to speak, you MUST be on the speaking rock. All agreed? Great. Rule 2: Only I get to be on the speaking rock. Any problems with that? I thought not.

picture Rule 1: If you want to speak, you MUST be on the speaking rock. All agreed? Great. Rule 2: Only I get to be on the speaking rock. Any problems with that? I thought not.

That stoner cat always tries to steal the spotlight from dogs on YouTube (read the comments).

picture That stoner cat always tries to steal the spotlight from dogs on YouTube (read the comments).

He dominates at beer pawng.

picture He dominates at beer pawng.

"This is my 28lb kitty named Monster Truck."

picture "This is my 28lb kitty named Monster Truck."

At least they didn't go to Wal-Mart this year.

picture At least they didn't go to Wal-Mart this year.

It really only takes a little effort to doll yourself up.

picture It really only takes a little effort to doll yourself up.

It's infinitely sadder when he falls off a cliff.

picture It's infinitely sadder when he falls off a cliff.

He's about to do an Owllie.

picture He's about to do an Owllie.

Pass the remote, please.

picture Pass the remote, please.

Plug your ears fellas, this one's a screamer.

picture Plug your ears fellas, this one's a screamer.

It's the cat's meow. The cat's husky, gravelly and coughing meow.

picture It's the cat's meow. The cat's husky, gravelly and coughing meow.

When Darwin put forth his theory of evolution, this is exactly what he meant.

picture When Darwin put forth his theory of evolution, this is exactly what he meant.

It's literally raining cats and dogs (the cats all died from the water).

picture It's literally raining cats and dogs (the cats all died from the water).

Just add a sweater vest and he'll be lecturing in no time.

picture Just add a sweater vest and he'll be lecturing in no time.

picture He's so creeping on Lassie's Facebook profile.

Pet Dog Finally Makes His Move

picture Pet Dog Finally Makes His Move

"Margaret, I've wanted to tell you for the longest time but just didn't have the balls to do it. That's because you neutered me by the way."

Grandpa's locked up in a cage in the basement next to the water heater.

picture Grandpa's locked up in a cage in the basement next to the water heater.

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