I bet his face is some horrible dog/human hybrid.
People misunderstood when they said the bar had a dog.
Even dogs PwN nOoBs
Please don't disturb him during reading hours.
They forgot all of their drug-sniffing abilities to learn this.
It's much easier to belittle a cat when you look like a human.
You just know they're listening to The Baha Men.
Be quiet, he's parallel barking.
If you're looking for a handout, you're barking up the wrong tree.
All they had to do was put a picture of a poodle on the backboard.
"Did you seriously just ask me if I want a doggy bag for my leftovers?"
Only the second dog sees the huge rock they're about to smash into.
"Make sure to take a picture from my good side."
His dying wish? "Her first."
He just doesn't think he's people. He thinks he's better than people.
"Margaret, I've wanted to tell you for the longest time but just didn't have the balls to do it. That's because you neutered me by the way."
That's Sergeant Army Puppy to you, son.
Air Bud on Netflix sounded exciting in theory.
"Just because I'm neutered doesn't mean I can't get a jolly roger."
I guess he had a little too much Barkardi
She's in a relationship with who!?
"So, are we stopping for ice cream or not?"
When there's trouble down at the old mill, this really is the quickest way
Just one of the girls.