Life fornicates art.
Sorry kid, but there ain't no more room in this town for another streetlight.
Those are going to be some awkward wedding invitations.
Yes, and where is this line?
Breaking News: Our headline writer has witnessed an unspeakable horror rendering him a gibbering idiot.
Leno's comedy is getting edgier.
You see them on TV every day, and you'd never think they'd be capable of that.
Scary how someone could make this mistake, there hasn't been an "Involvement Fair" in over forty years.
To be fair, nightmares are dreams, too.
You're just jealous you've never had an article published in The Daily Douche.
Polly wants a refill. Last call is when Polly says last call is.
He'll grow into it.
The internet exploded after seeing this.
At the very least get a crossing guard.
She must have seen "Immaculate Cumception."
Well, compared to those Indiana boys at least.
"We're going to need to examine these for another week. At least."
Bacon was supposed to be the olive branch of our generation.